He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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