okay pat passed out under dana's car
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Drake has all the answers
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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