Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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