is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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