bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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