this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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