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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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