At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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