He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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