I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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