so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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