that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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