Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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