i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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