you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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