your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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