he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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