It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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