She is in my trunk
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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