How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
