yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Randomize
