so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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