I think i sorta joined a cult last night
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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