Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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