we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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