I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Tornado booty call.. dedication
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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