i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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