i was born a porn star she said
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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