have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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