We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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