I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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