he shaved USA in his pubs
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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