On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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