Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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