thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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