Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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