It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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