I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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