dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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