i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
All I want is dick and wine.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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