Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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