A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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