At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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