So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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