I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life