so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize