I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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