38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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