can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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