the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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