My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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