YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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