Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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