were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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